spanish espresso

Diarrhea shitting into a bathtub, then fucking a girl in it.

Dude 1: You were so drunk last night
Dude 2: No i wasn't
Dude 1: Bro, you gave a girl the Spanish espresso
Dude 2: Ah, that's why there was a brown spot on my sheets

by Frosti boi July 23, 2018

Espresso Fartini

The art of doing an all-nighter on lots of these delicious cocktails when it comes to sex and you ejactulate you also projectile shit on their chest.

Your dad Espresso Fartini’d me big time last night

by BonjourPappi June 11, 2018

ghetto espresso martini

A mixed beverage with espresso ☕️ and baileys.

I'd like a ghetto espresso martini, please.

by Stellarspace March 26, 2023

Depresso-Espresso

The one who will probably kill themselves after having some coffee

Hey, I bet that kid is gonna Depresso-Espresso himself

by 3ntr1x August 27, 2023

espresso depresso

Some one that is depressed.

I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.

by Ragnthorn October 27, 2022

Gay espresso

Espresso is very gay he just won’t admit it sadly (he’s gay for Madeleine obviously).

Look it gay espresso. “I’m not gay”. (Espresso lied)

by Raspberry.—.cookie December 10, 2021

espresso cookie

kinda cute. acts like guy who rejected me. #murrayslanderuntilwebecomefriends

i just got espresso cookie from a tenpull!

by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021