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Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
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Doomsday

Doomsday is something intense, dramatic, and/or heartbreaking.
That scene with The Doctor and Rose was very Doomsday
by Vaughanathan December 13, 2022
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Doomsday flashbang

A doomsday flashbang is where the end of the world is about to happen so your whole neighbourhood cum simultaneously on the hottest woman around then all take turns slapping both her ears at the same time
Guy 1-let’s have a doomsday flashbang

Guy 2-Well it’s the end of the world anyway

Guy 3-LETS DO IT!!!
by TheRealMan101 December 20, 2022
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Doomsday

June 2nd, when the fiends arrive upon the holy land of terrorism.
When’s Maggie’s birthday? Doomsday.
by Maarz May 16, 2023
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Doomsday Raider

A person who panic buys items during a crisis situation and sells them for profit once a store’s stock is cleaned out
Those Doomsday Raiders just scalped all the toilet paper and ammo
by OldDogg April 28, 2021
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Doomsday

The day racism will end as believed to be written in the ancient scriptures.
Racism will end on the doomsday.
by Bean Laden May 1, 2021
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The Sirius-X10 Doomsday

The Sirius-X10 Doomsday was a major event that took place in the Rex:Reincarnated community and more, it effected the entire layer of void and caused mass chaos for several minutes.
Hey dude remember the Sirius-X10 Doomsday?
Did you get nuked by the Sirius-X10 Doomsday?
Remember when Sirius-X10 nuked void layer causing the Sirius-X10 doomsday in void layer?
by BoctheClabberGasher June 22, 2025
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