DERK

DiCK JERK

PLEASE STOP BEING SUCH A DERK

by Tammaur June 8, 2018

Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017

Derk

Something that is out of place; unique. This could be good or bad.

Girl with ugly outfit:
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!

by TracySwoosh123 June 24, 2016

Derk

Looks very tuff but ones you get to know him he is funny and nice. Derk wil always be there for you and is a great friend.

Max: i want a good friend
Thomas: you should be friends with Derk!

by Wise person. May 8, 2020

derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!

She’s obsessed with derk merk

by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023

Derks

A way of denying something or saying no to a question.

“ yo do you like Kayla ? “
“ derks I would never “

by G.lookzz December 27, 2023

Derk

A huge sussy baka that needs to be licked spanked and other sussy things that German dudes like Derk like

Derk is a huge sussy baka and a german

by Binbmode September 28, 2021