Downstairs Mixer

Another word for a woman's vagina.

Who would you let tear up your downstairs mixer?

by blundafromdownunda February 15, 2014

Downstairs Mustache

The collection of hair in the pubic region shaped in the form of a mustache.

"The other day I was at my cousin's birthday party and I flashed my downstairs mustache, because it was Mustache March."
"Dude, your cousin is like seven."
"You must(ache) be mistaking me for someone who gives a shit."

by Richard Flavor May 18, 2014

downstairs renovations

The adjustment or touching of ones penis &/or scrotum, usually when the penis &/or scrotum are being nurtured by underwear or some form of cloth. Preferably with a hand or hands. Usually to remove any pain, itch, uncomfortableness or general urge to grope one's self in the scrotum &/or penis. This act is usually carried out by the scrotum &/or penis's owner, or ones such partner, acquaintance, relative, friend etc. This occurs frequently whilst walking.

Bill: Pardon my hairy scrotum's attempt at escaping from my cloth. I'll just have to do some downstairs renovations.

Bob: That's alright fine chap, I know that feel, my scrotum isn't rather tame either.

by Yourmumsovaries June 5, 2014

Downstairs Beanbag

When engaged in coitus the male pulls out then places his scrotum and testicles in his partners vagina.

Dan: its been really boring in the bedroom lately.
Kelly: well maybe we could try a downstairs Beanbag .

by Naughty Nikkii April 8, 2016

downstairs disaster

a case of diarrhea

"Don't eat too many mints at once, it'll end in a downstairs disaster."

by jessssssc August 7, 2019

downstairs energy

Downstairs energy just means that something is better than something else. Like when you are at a party the energy is always better either on the first floor or the basement.

The guys that were smoking had downstairs energy compared to the guys who were drinking.

by ahahhahahahahahahahhahaha October 28, 2020

downstairs smile

The technical term for the human female vagina and/or labia.

Dude, her downstairs smile tasted great!

by Downstairs smiler February 9, 2017