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bitch craft

when the female of the speices gets together with friends, normally to discuss the failings of there men and what they can do about it, this is know as bitch craft
alright mate where's your girl today ? out somewhere proberly practising bitch craft
by Apoclamite July 12, 2010
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Arts and Crafts

The act of throwing glitter on a girls chest after you blow your load on it.
I was sexing this chick up, and I pulled out my cock and gave her the old arts and crafts
by Mulloy September 5, 2005
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dick-craft

Verb.

1. The action of crafting a story --- or, a retelling of a story --- to the full advantage (or sway) of the person creating the story. Typically, that same person cherry-picks events from the past and creates their own version --- usually full of lies, fabrication, or a completely different story that sounds slightly like the original story.

2. A dick who makes up stories to make himself look good, prove a point, or get someone to believe his fucked up-version of the story itself.
Colleen: Yeah, I just had a meeting with HR and my boss. I got a formal warning.
Sandra: Oh, no!
Colleen: Yeah ---- he cherry-picked from emails that I had written in the past and made up his own version of the truth…this really proves what a dick he is..
Sandra: So, you mean Bob dick-crafted his version of the truth?
Colleen: Yes, exactly!
by Cnlefae May 15, 2017
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arts and crafts

sex between two afab people or sapphics. it is a play on the term scissoring
lesbian 1: have you watched this way up on hulu? the two lesbians are proper fit
lesbian2: do they do arts and crafts?
by summerlandgay July 9, 2021
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Bong Craft

The art of making bongs out of various household objects.

Commonly used materials include plastic bottles, plastic bags, straws and tin foil.
Charlie: Anyone up for some Bong Craft ?
Ed: Yes, but only if we can use a five litre bottle.
by Platypus Republic October 16, 2011
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Lainey craft

A skinny loud ass bitch from roseville who is irri asf calls herself thick, cant keep her opinions to herself and is lowkey crazy, recently ended an 8 year crush on a q-tip and thinks she is married to a gay man.
Nigga 1:" damn that lainey craft bitch loud asf."
Nigga 2:"ikr , AYO BITCH SHUT TF UP"
by Slayyy queennn January 24, 2019
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Craft of Gaming

Some stupid teenagers who think they're cool
Oh look! It's Craft of Gaming. I'm a huge fan!
by SkullxCrusher4 March 5, 2022
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