California Countdown

You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.

if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.

by gxgsgdhdgfh March 15, 2023

The Countdown

the Countdown is something you should never wait for. After the countdown you will see men kissing.

men kissing in 3.. 2.. 1... Why did you wait for the countdown?????

by stormydude5 May 4, 2023

countdown-a-tosis

A person who has gotten so addicted to the show Countdown, it develops into a medical condition. It could even make one form an emotional attachment to a Countdown clock.

David: I love playing Countdown. I play it at least 5 times a day.
Karl Pilkington: Perhaps you need to see a doctor, you may have countdown-a-tosis.

by jrs99 August 18, 2023

The Yarmouth countdown

The act of anal sex in which the partner on the receiving end takes a large amount of laxatives. The goal is then to for the one penetrating to finish before the laxatives take effect.

-Hey John, how did your date with Sarah go?

-Horrible, she wanted me to do the Yarmouth countdown

-Gross

by mr metcalfe June 4, 2021

Countdown

When giving a dude a handjob and 10 seconds before they splurge you begin giving them a 10 second count down and when the countdown hits 1 second the dude will splurge

"Maddie give me a countdown" Ben screams.

by 9/11 lover May 23, 2024

love countdown

the best song from IM NAYEON’S album

kpop fan1: have you heard nayeon’s new album?
kpop fan 2: yes, what’s your favorite song from the album?
kpop fan 1: love countdown
kpop fan 2: that’s my favorite to

by melsaminor July 24, 2022