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Slow-clinger

A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).
"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"
by shotshaper9 September 19, 2015
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Bowl clinger

A sticky poo which remains firmly glued to the side of the toilet no matter how many times you flush.
That lentil soup we had last night cleaned me out. Just dropped a real bowl clinger.

Gross.
by Shuaman August 21, 2020
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Clinger

A turd that doesn't quite make it into the water but instead clings on to the side of the bowl
The janitor went to clean the bathroom, but when he looked inside the stall there was a clinger on the side of the bowl.
by Big bad Zeus November 6, 2020
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acelin clinger

A guy who thinks the highest of himself. Generally cocky and arrogant but can be funny when you ignore his meaness. Eats a lot of ramen and lives off of miso soup.
Woah that dude sure is an Acelin Clinger
by 习德䜩 November 4, 2017
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Clinger

Amirah Jamaluddin is a clinger.
by Siti Hajar March 13, 2018
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Night clinger

When you’re low-key clingy, but gotta wait til the sun go down so that you can blame your clinginess on your boyfriend.
Guy: relaxing
Girl: relaxing

(Sun goes down)
Girl: (attacks boyfriend)
Guy: girl, you a night clinger!
by Deeptot June 2, 2018
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Night clinger

When your girlfriend is low-key clingy but waits until it’s dark out so that she can blame the clinginess on you.
Boyfriend: relaxing
Girlfriend: relaxing
(Sun goes down)
Girlfriend: attacks boyfriend

Boyfriend: babe, you’re such a night clinger.
by Deeptot June 2, 2018
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