Carlson

Telling the public you believe something that you actually don't.

Hey look, that guy pulled a carlson!

by Enso March 10, 2023

Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Seth carlson

anyone with this name pulls so many bitches. like he has W rizz.

person 1: hey is your name seth carlson?
person 2: yeah it is, why
person 1: i can tell. you definitely pull so many bitches. probably have hoes on each side
person 2: omg how did you know??

by random837 December 18, 2022

The Carlson

Transmitting gonorrhea

Oh man that girl has the Carlson stay away from her

by Catmilklover December 10, 2023

Paul carlson

Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.

Paul Carlson is like a bull, rock hard and fat enough to please all those heffers!

by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023

Hot Carlson

A huge steaming turd

Dan: Dude I just left a Hot Carlson in that Wendy’s bathroom.

by Dirty Mike and the Fellas September 2, 2023

Carlson

Carl is that bitch that's addicted to nicotine and never really does work in school think shes cool and just generally hits on all the girls and is to high into his ego

person: Oh look,its carl,
Carlson: someone wanna hit my vape?

by Shrimpcunt March 4, 2020