Clotted cream clart

A female who’s genitalia has a cocktail of different males love porridge

They themselves are big dirty nessys
Names to avoid cat, pubert, Sandra

Oh my lord she is nothing but a big dirty clotted cream clart

by Yermasgash December 3, 2021

Pussy Clart Points

Penalty points bestowed upon a gentleman driver by his female companion for unmanly driving.

"You cut in too early you Pussy Clart, now we're be stuck in this lane for hours"

"Why you let him in for? Man up! Thats 3 points"

"You kept me waiting in the cold for 5 minutes, thats 10 Pussy Clart points"

"I'm going to tell everyone we're late because you drove like a Pussy Clart"

by Andross 1978 March 9, 2010

rarsta clarts

Dave Ives Church Worship Band

Dave ives band are propper rarsta clarts they are so cool

by Paul Shulver July 17, 2004

Clart

Clart- punch/hard hit. Another word for sparking a jaw

*Kyles mum bought fruit and fibre cereal instead of Coco pops again, annoying him.*
Kyle: ‘ fuck sake mum you stupid sket. You bought the wrong fucking cereal you little bitch. Your so fucking dumb you fat cunt.’
*Kyle clarts his mum, spits on her unconscious body and then lights a fag, and dips to meet his mates in the park *

by Weevil69 February 5, 2020

Dutty clart

The unification of the adjective dutty and the suffix of that of words such as pussyclart or bomboclaat, its not a variation of those words, so is applicable as banter but also as an insult or term of endearment, the versatility of this noun is what makes it such a fun term.

My mate Sam, he’s an absolute dutty clart

That’s a shit bill, you’re such a dutty clart

by Narsayee711 February 23, 2020

Clart

Mainly substituted for the work fuck, however can be substituted for any word.

When substituted for fuck-
“What the clart?!”
“Your such a clarting pussy”
“Where is my clarting phone”
When substituted for any other word-
“You baited the clart”
“I am going to the clart”

by Sameer the clart October 31, 2019

Clarted

Getting fuck in the ass

Yo your girl got clarted fam

by JimmyDFuckboy September 8, 2021