the bear

A dead, old cheating drunk who used to coach the Alabama football team. Gumps view him as the second coming of Christ.
One part of the Holy Bammer Trinity, the other two parts being Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. Gumps will often wear houndstooth-pattern clothing, to pay tribute to their fallen savior and his famous hat.

Gump 1: "Remember when the Bear was coach and we didn't lose to the likes of LA-Monroe?"
Gump 2; "I sure do! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"

by Cheeses Priced May 18, 2008

bears

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

I am going to make bears on your face.

by bmoc May 22, 2006

bearing

Danish slang for taking a shit, is "bjørne". Can be directly translated as an act of "bearing". A bear is a synonym for shit. The act of shitting as so is called "Bearing" - or as we say in Denmark "bjørne".

Dude, I've got a huge bear on deck... Imma go bearing.

by danishflandersdk September 11, 2015

Bear

strong powerful and talented guy...caring and thoughtful....

Bear will sing and make you smile...

by DebKSW November 22, 2011

Bear

A very furry animal that will murder you if you get too close.

Also a very hairy gay man.

Little Stevey talked to the bear. I have the hole dug for the funeral.
He is a hot bear

by Mysteryhi November 18, 2018

Bear

1. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Ursidae, commonly known as a "bear".

2. A large hairy mammal belonging to the family Hominidae, also known as the "hairy gay man".

I saw a bear today. The homosexual kind, not the animal.

by BatteryMaster July 8, 2018

Bear

A person who occupies one fourth of a bed and hibernates throughout the day ie Archith Bhasker

Christ hall sucks so go sleep like the bear.

by dragonabu February 8, 2019