projectile birthing

A style of birth process where the baby shoots out of the mother's body and hits the doctor or midwife in the face.

Nurse Oullette jumped sideways, at the last moment, to catch the newborn baby. She gingerly stepped over the slumbering body of Dr. Whitcomb, he was unconscious, face dripping with red slime. Projectile birthing claims another victim.

by camcaroling August 4, 2012

birthing parent

A retarded term , coined by the left to Insinuate, that not only women can give birth .

Don’t forget it’s Mother’s Day, “ you’re such a bigot , it’s birthing parents day “ . “ Thats so offensive it’s birthing persons day “

by Trav817 July 7, 2022

give birth

have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)

i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth!

i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!

i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

Birth Certificate

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

Birthing Hips

When a person has a pelvic area that looks suitable for birthing.

One friend to another:
Boy those sure are some birthing hips you got their.

Your aunt who lives in the old country:
Girl you should find a nice boy and have a nice bunch of babies with him having those birthing hips and all.

by Mike "freshman" R August 24, 2011

Birth Cannon

The act of repeatedly "accidentally" getting pregnant multiple times with multiple men.

Person 1 - "dude! did you hear Melissa is prego again?"
Person 2 - "wow! Really? she's such a birth cannon!'

by SurfNaked October 31, 2014

Birth By Sleep

The prequel to the popular series Kingdom Hearts. It's only playable on PSP. It features three main protagonists: Terra, Aqua, and Ven, who are each keyblade bearers in training.
Tetsuya Nomura, the director/character designer for the series, stated that Birth By Sleep will answer a lot of questions that were left unanswered in the previous games.
The game is currently available in the United States. It has received both positive and negative reviews.

The suggested play order for Birth By Sleep is as follows:
Terra, Ven, then Aqua.

Xehanort is the main antagonistic in Birth By Sleep.

by terrellsmells October 4, 2010