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Battleships

Battleships is a fun interactive group game, where you battle friends and foe in a hard war. In battleships you sit with your legs apart and connect your foot with another person or a group of people. Then the game begins... you must ejaculate on another person but you cannot move so if you ejaculate on yourself or be ejaculated on your out! Last man standing wins.
Yo, dude, I played battleships with jimmy and bill yesterday. Of course jimmy won he is the best.
by Jaffa550 January 3, 2020
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Battleship

A heavy warship that has only carried the smarter of the world's leaders across the seven seas.
"Oh, you've seen Wilson's new Battleship, New Mexico, haven't you?"
by BotherlessLupine8 November 13, 2020
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Playing Battleship

When a man is with a lady and just before climax, the man turns off the light, spins around three times, and tries to make into the ladies mouth.
I was playing Battleship with my chick last night, and I totally sunk it!
by RichPurpleDucky November 21, 2020
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Battleship

A type of warship used for destruction of exact or close replicas of itself
the battleship fired its 40mm cannons and ripped the open the hull of the corvette who was desperately trying to get away.
by PossesedAdmiral May 27, 2020
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battleship dilemma

The problem of seeing what the other player is doing while playing a video game.
"You're going to run on this play, so I'm going to blitz."
"Crikey what a battleship dilemma!"
by BlueTempest1986 January 16, 2017
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Battleship

Battleship is when you sit in a stall next to a friend and both masturbate while trying to shoot your nut over the wall onto your friend
Tom: whats on your head?
John: don’t worry i was just playing battleship with jerry
by Jhonneria October 30, 2019
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How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".
J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"
by spyhunter223 November 7, 2012
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