Assumance

better word than assumption. Assumance is very much correct. Use to descirbe people who assume a lot (jazzy)

I’ll take your assumance over a guess

by grilledchessy September 25, 2022

assuming is bad you should never assume

anytime someone assumes

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”

by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022

Assumers

Assholes consuming rumors

I don’t like Assumers, they never want info directly from the source.

by GJeezz May 25, 2022

Assume

Jerome is a bitch

Assume ass bitch

by Jman123456789 October 3, 2025

Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

assum

or something

*ignored the whole day
“hey you mad at me assum?”

by pussyeater27 December 11, 2023

Assume

Welp...

Hym "I'm just going to assume that if I was giving away people's likeness someone would have brought it up and I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2023