Apple

It's a goddamn apple you retard what the fuck are you doing searching shit like apple?

You know what a fucking apple is, buttmunch.

by Whatthefuckareyouretarded August 4, 2012

Apple

1. A computer company that manufactures outdated pieces of crap for way too much money. 2. A system that is highly incapable of running any program or game in the world 3. Useless pieces of junk.

Let's go toss that apple off a 20 story building, all it does it take up space.

by RP123 May 4, 2005

Apple

The worst computer company in the world, next to dell.

Dude, i am thinking about getting an apple

Man, Yeah, u might as well get a Dell.

by Mac hater 1 August 7, 2006

Apple

To assist a goal, originating from the game of hockey.

Kate: Wow, did you see Alex's pass to Cameron?

Ashley: By far the best Apple I've ever seen.

by hockeylingo November 29, 2014

Apple

Someone who is ratard. A person so idiotic no words can describe them. They are usually the annoying friend at school or your sibling. They are just like an apple. Round,red and is nothing compared to an orange like yourself. They are stupid. They are mentally unstable to handle your greatness. They came fresh out of juvie. They are an apple. Destruction 1000. One of the worst and baddest ways to roast someone nothing else compares.

Did u just try to roast me? You are an apple.

by I want him to be mine November 20, 2018

Apple

A company that makes the same phone every fucking time just bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller just like my fucking penis. And where the fuck is the IPhone 9?????!!!!!

Apple: we are announcing a IPhone 20 that is baciscally the same as the IPhone X just as small as the IPhone 6!!!

by Ms.Gin April 26, 2019

Apple

(N)The big brother of technology

(N)The worlds greatest spy

1.My phone was hacked by Apple
2.My iPhone camera is always on because Apple is watching me.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe May 3, 2018