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Airport Marriot

When your living out of your car and you have a friend who lets you store some of your car load at their house, thus giving you more room in your car. Airport Marriot is conducted when you go to their house and organize your stuff, moving stuff in and out from your different car suitcases super loud and kinda like and arrogant asshole. Usually done at some ungodly hour like when your friend is trying to sleep before work.
Oh hey you, AIRPORT MARRIOT!!! You know I have to get up at work at 3:00am, right? Alrighty, (turning over in bed) goodnight!
by anonymous November 19, 2022
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Airport vagina

The overwhelming stench of the women’s bathroom in an airport. Usually the combination of bathroom cleaning substances and sweaty traveling vagina
I just gagged in the bathroom. The airport vagina was ghastly in there!
by mattdaddy1022 December 5, 2021
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airport refugee

A person who is stuck in an airport overnight due to flight cancellation and having nowhere to go.
All flights to Burbank were cancelled, so I ended up an airport refugee until the following day.
by projectaristotle April 6, 2011
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The Airport Effect

The temporary increase in self importance that individuals assign to themselves while waiting at airports.

Future passengers suffering from the airport effect often portray more serious facial expressions, increase their cell phone speaking volume if discussing business matters, and perform fake work on their laptop near heavily populated areas.
James and Preston sit at the Chilis bar near gate 17:

James: "Preston, please excuse me for a moment. I'm going to get my shoes shined in the elevated wooden chair while I read the journal"

Preston: "James are you alright? You seem to be coming down with the airport effect..."
by Business Select March 22, 2012
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Airport hot

A woman in the aviation industry who is moderately attractive, but far from hot. Her attractiveness is often exaggerated since 85% of the people in aviation are males and there are few attractive women to compare her to.

"Airport hot" women often have inflated egos due to the undeserved attention they receive from being around so many single men. When compared to attractive women outside of the aviation industry, their looks usually pale in comparison.
That girl over there is airport hot. If you saw her in a club next to other women, you wouldn't even look twice.
by Bill H May 5, 2008
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airport syndrome

When a person is waiting in the airport to take a flight, and they begin to show more affection to their friends and loved ones.
Geena wrote her friend she misses him. She usually doesn't say that, but she was in the airport and she has airport syndrome.
by kickb September 26, 2015
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airport quality

Used to describe something that costs much more than it should.
You got that piece of junk for $50? That's so airport quality.

Did you see Stacie? She bought some airport quality shades and they look horrendous.
by Derrick A. H. || April 15, 2007
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