alpes

Someone that's shaped more larger and round.

It's alright that you breath heavy, that's common for you alpes.

by UrbanLargeD July 2, 2023

alps

Alps but misspelled

You are writing it wrong it isn't alps it's Alps

by Bab_ January 10, 2022

Alp

alp is a dicksucking bitch!!!! he always grinding his dick whenever he see a female near by.

boy : here comes alp!

girl : ew not that botoxxed lipped bitch

by fridayturnsmeon September 15, 2022

Alp

Alp stands for ass licking pussy
Meaning that someone is an ass licking pussy

- synonyms - suck up, shoe licker, brown noser

Chad- can I get that door for you Janet
Bill - look at Chad over there sucking up to Janet because she's the boss
Jim- he's such an alp

by Tiktoktrendz January 28, 2021

Alp

Ass-licking-pussy
When someone is being a simp or other traits of being called Leonard

Jessica- leanord is such alp all he tried to pay for my coffee and food at the cafe ever since I got hot from highschool
Jessica 2- he's such a dickhead

by Tiktoktrendz January 28, 2021

Alp

Ass licking pussy some one who live for the pleasure of others but many find this trait very annoying so they will be called an alp

Jessica - omfg why does he keep texting me Samantha- he doesn't stop like can he stop being such an alp

by Pussylicking hoe January 28, 2021

Bummed in the Alps

Something you say to mock a white twink who probably goes skiing or snowboarding or something similarly twattish because they're posh/rich.

Twink: Yeah, could you, like, hand me my North Face puffa? I need it because Father's taking me to Switzerland.
Normal person: Why, does it get chilly when you get bummed in the Alps?

by penisshakes January 2, 2026