When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.
"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."
by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025
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