Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce

The art of minimizing stress by an uncontrolled amount of procrastination whilst maximizing alcohol intake, without developing an addiction to it.

"Damn I wished i could bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce smh.."

by McBoi May 23, 2018

New controllers better combollers

A saying expressing the boost from new controllers that will increase and make combollers(game mechanics) betters

You know what they say New Controllers Better Combollers

by Cooldude283837 January 1, 2020

New Controller Better Combollers

A saying expressing the boost of combollers(mechanics) from getting new controllers

You Know What they say New Controller Better Combollers

by Cooldude283837 January 1, 2020

Control-hole

A controlling asshole who acts like a brat

Person 1: *keeps nagging about getting in a massive line for coffee*
Rest of group: Sharon, we are not waiting 2hrs for you to get watered down coffee when you don't even like coffee.
Person 1: we are getting in this line whether you like it or not!

Group: Damn, what a Control-hole!

by Papiernesto January 2, 2020

Gun control

It is a response to someone calling “shotgun”. If someone calls shotgun another can yell “gun control.” This then allows anyone to sit in the front seat except for the person who yelled “shotgun.” The the individual still sits in the front then that enacts confiscation and the person and be thrown out of the seat. This is only allowed if sanctioned by the driver.

Matt: Let’s go to Target.

Keegan: Shotgun!
Max: Gun control!

Keegan: Yo wtf
Max: Dude you’re the shortest one, Colby should sit in the front.
Colby: Thanks

by jumpedmax/moss April 13, 2020

Controller

A Device used to aimbot. Most people are shit so they can't switch to keyboard lol.

fuck controller

by Rticc November 21, 2020