Mega-Midget

Someone who is unattractively short.

"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."

by Person Man the 3rd April 28, 2020

Midget

When there’s very little weed left in a blunt, but not enough to smoke it.

“Hey man, pass the midget”

by Midgetqueen May 28, 2020

Midget

The act of being really short

Dang Novo is now the midget of our group he’s rly short

by Novosabitch July 12, 2022

midget cock

small guys with massive cocks

i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.

by slutfor July 21, 2022

Midgetate

To make small, like a midget. A close synonym of the word mitigate, which it is frequently confused with.

A: "We need to midgetate this problem!"
B: "Don't you mean mitigate?"
A: "No, the problem needs to be ensmalled, like a midget."

by Willybobjonas123 August 1, 2022

Midget Minority

A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why

I see a midget minority over there!

You know that means that they are a sec offender right?

Wait, really?

No, not all of them, but most of them

by BuffaloNuggs August 30, 2022

Midget Porn

Legal child porn.

You like child porn but don’t want to be arrested? Watch Midget porn.

by Graci3.a_ September 5, 2022