Mars Freaktard

A weird person who has an obsession with Dave Miller from dayshift at freddy's.

Person one: Do you know Mars?

Person two: The planet?

Person one: No, you dumb bitch the person who goons to Dave.

Person two: Oh.

Person one: Legend has it that Mars Freaktard once gooned so hard that she filled eight and a half buckets of cum.

Person two: What the fuck??

by whatthefuckisapseudonym???? July 25, 2025

Bb Mar

Bb Mar is the person who will get mad at you if you fcked up but will always got you. He will make you mad and also laugh. He is so loving and wonderful. Once you get to know him you will fall in love

Person 1: Look, there's a cute guy. I wonder who he is?

Person 2 : That's my bb Mar hihi

by cutestgurlw/obangs July 27, 2025

Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

Moray Fried Mars Bar

The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.

"Dude, you know Tasha? I gave her a Moray Fried Mars Bar last night, I think we're in love!"

by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025

Mar-A-Lago Face

The face of a woman who has been "enhanced" through plastic surgery, most notably to increase their lips and cheeks to cartoonish proportions, often accompanied with Botox.

Lauren Sanchez sure looks different since she got with Jeff Bezos.
Yeah, she's one procedure away from Mar-A-Lago face.

What the hell happened to Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Since getting with Don Jr., she's had some work done and now has Mar-A-Lago face.

by anonymous October 17, 2025

mar/mam/may/maine/mayself

From the word "Mario". It's a neopronoun that is created be me, which is based on the pronoun "I" for the patterns.

mar/mam/may/maine/mayself (Pronoun)

mar: Subjective form, shorting of the term "Mario"
mam: Objective form, based on the last letter of "him"
may: Possessive adjective, based on "my" with an "a" to avoid confusion, also "mair"
maine: Possessive pronoun, Based on "mine"
mayself: see "may" for the etymology.

by marcotoa October 23, 2025

mars bar

a mars bar is when a man puts his cock into a girls vagina and when he pulls it out its covered in shit and cum. most people also like to lick this for extra pleasure!

dude i have a mars bar right now from this hairy fat chick...

by mrbigmarsbar October 26, 2025