log jam

Any social setting (bar, party, etc.) where the majority attending are male. The few girls in attendance have two or more males vying for attention – a log jam!

I went to ladies night at the bar last night. There were only three girls - a log jam.

by MROZ December 28, 2005

Lincoln Log

The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.

Tyler gave Thiago a mean lincoln log last night.

by Sketchy D May 2, 2008

logged-out

To crap. The vacating of fecal logs from one's body.

Good lord! I just logged-out something fierce and I think I may have miscleaned!

by Phondookee July 8, 2005

log splitter

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose

I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter

by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003

Swamp Logged

Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.

"yea, I swamp logged your mom last night"

by Swamp Logger January 10, 2010

Logging out

1. v. (log ing out) The skill of being able to stack your shits on top of one another, as if building a wall.

2. adv. (log-ging out) The act of randomly taking your semi hard cock out through the zipper hole in ones jeans, while leaving the button buttoned, and stroking slowly in a downward motion.

1. ie: "Dude! That chick didnt flush man! Come look at this,, bitch was Logging out! And good at it too!"

2. ie: "Bro! You must have been Hammered last night! You kept Logging out in front of those girls."

by seanyB September 25, 2010

Dry Log

The act of fucking someone in the butt without lubrication.

"Bite the pillow I'm going in dry", said Bob as he gave Lucy a dry log.

by noparking2 June 1, 2011