laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.

My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!

by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009

lai in

a small person often has big facial features
and is often of eastern nationality
funny and a good friend
often the only sibling

wow thats so lai in of you

by mountain dew 12345 May 2, 2011

laying glass

trippin so hard that it feels like glass is being layed oppon you

yo, yesterday i took 3 hits of acid. man i was laying glass for 2 or 3 hours

by mattering mind November 29, 2010

laying the grime

basically means being the coolest bitches in 757. that's a big fuck you mcphee.

The ugly red headed boy exclaimed, "Look at those bitches with the wack nicknames, they're laying the grime!"

by HARAHSENRY December 9, 2008

lay dome

To beat the crap out of someone by either punching or kneeing their head. Also, to knock someone flat out cold.

I'm about to lay dome on this punk right here for hittin' on my girlfriend.

by Jack McGiver April 15, 2008

Net-lay

This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).

I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first net-lay and I am looking forward to more.

by mhmhmh March 27, 2009

lay a date

Snap off a cable,have a shit

I need to lay a date.

by larry lepper head January 19, 2009