Florida mom

A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.

Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.

by dwigger2 June 17, 2016

Florida nosing

Taking a life threatening amount of cocaine at one time.

I was at a party once, where I saw Jesus Florida nosing it off a urinal.

by Snuffy77 February 9, 2018

Florida baking

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."

U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)

by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019

Holopaw Florida

A small hole in the wall town near saint cloud Florida. Its main inhabitants are meth, heroin, cocaine, and mud addicts.

Man I stopped at the store in Holopaw Florida and this chick tried to sell me her kid for a new crack pipe and a case of beer.

by 22reed December 10, 2020

Florida

A place that's full of fucking idiots and ignorant people.

Wow, he's acting like an ignorant dumbass.
He must be from Florida.

by SnogOnMyHog November 2, 2021

Florida Mudslide

A Florida Mudslide is anal where the partner has a dirty rectum or a swamp ass straight from the Florida bayou.

Chapo: That girl looked pretty hot last night did you bang?

Gareth: It all went so well at first but she had a Florida Mudslide thing going on.

by GBlaidd November 5, 2021

Florida Honeymoon

Describing a brief affair without benefit of marriage. Likely more appropriate to a more sexually conservative era.

“I wouldn’t think she would fuss with little details like getting married,” he said soberly. “A Florida honeymoon would be more in her line.” Raymond Chandler, The Lady in the Lake.

by Debboleh October 10, 2021