Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn, the computer stops working and you ram the nearest tampon up your arse to finish quickly

"Man it just wouldn't load and I had to pull an Angry Aaron"
"Mate what the fuck"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

Aaron Garner

simp

Aaron Garner is a simp

by Ace's pizzeria and Clinic October 16, 2020

danny aarons

Danny Aarons is a Fifa Youtuber who likes mcdonald’s and a fat man who likes children.

Danny Aarons likes little children

by Danny Aarons mum July 5, 2023

Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".

Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"

by Hattimus July 7, 2023

Aaron Rodgers

A crybaby

Friend: Pass the ball. Quit being such a ballhog
Me: oh stop being such an Aaron Rodgers

by defferyjahmer69 September 3, 2023

Aaron and Jo

A cringe Youtube Duo who love breakfast, weed, and watching movies.

"Aaron and Jo is a bit cringe innit bruv?"
"Yes but I do love those old scallywags."

by Bear011 September 26, 2023

The Book of Aaron

The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.

"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"

by Rema D October 25, 2020