Tactical Turd Toss

A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.

I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.

by CheeseGrater621 August 26, 2022

Toss a Squirrel Through It

Stepdad porn.

Jane watched Frank Longdick toss a squirrel through it on an adult film.

by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 19, 2022

Liv tatter toss

When you’re getting a blumpkin and she blows chunks in your lap

Man I went in for a blumpkin and she gave me a liv tatter toss

by Nana’s v March 12, 2022

ceremonial salad toss

When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.

Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!

Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss

by Gayke123 December 2, 2022

toss the salad

to jerk off

it might be time for me to toss the salad

by toss/salad July 18, 2016

toss your salad

play with your private parts

The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?

by zulbeng June 13, 2009

Give-a-Toss-a-meter

A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news.

Well that story about your car journey to work failed to move the needle on my Give-a-toss-a-meter.

by Matt Eagles October 23, 2003