shane

i miss u so bad;( do you remember me? blue jeans song, happy birthday song that I made for you on your birthday on April 18, 2021, omg time feels faster than usual and every time I always think of you :) I hope you are fine i love u shanee💌

I hope someday you see this, I always love you shanekjs

by shee mardiani April 10, 2022

Shane

The process of putting your choose on the wrong way on purpose and running a marathon.

"How'd he break his ankles?"
"Oh, he pulled a Shane"

by eggswithnosalt April 12, 2022

Shane

The male version/equivalent of the insult that refers to someone as a Karen. A name that's sometimes equated with the word shame and acting shamefully towards others.

He's such a Shane. A Shane to all. Whatever you say "Shane".

by Anyoldthang April 15, 2022

shane

A really mean person

man shane is hurtful

by "oh yeah" from kool aid man November 10, 2020

Shane

A real mf on PS4 thats one of the best Gibraltar players In Canada who smokes alot of weed

Me: Shane you good

Shane: NO I JUST VOMITED WEED YOU DUMB BITCH is what I would say

Real Shane: I just vomited like 5 grams Rex, I hate myself but you don't know what's gonna happen till you try it

by AverageNutter November 11, 2020

Shane

The name of the most amazing person I have ever met! The most amazing person anyone could be so lucky to meet. He knows exactly what to say and do in intense and dangerous situations, and makes it look easy. He’s very handsome, has the thickest thighs, XXXL hands, big ol bubble but, and the biggest heart you’d ever seen! Very intelligent, but gets very little credit for how much he knows. Incredibly selfless and generous, regardless of what’s going on in his life. The best protector, boy friend, BFF, coach, tutor, father, “step dad Gary” to my 3 girls, and is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I wish I had met him sooner! Very patient with woman he’s dating, even if they’re self destructive, and look for ways to break up. Very loyal and trustworthy, willing to help anyone, anytime, anyplace. He knows how to make everything feel special. And when the women he’s dating really get out of line, he doesn’t hesitate to put them over his knee, and give them a hard, well deserved spanking, that I know I desired more than my next five minutes of oxygen. My only complaint about Shane is that he didn’t spank me often enough, hard enough, or long enough. He knows how to make you feel desired without sex, but when he does, it’s pure bliss!

I should’ve listened to Shane since day 1!!! Without him, I feel like I’m suffocating!

by Incompetent December 10, 2020

Kodie Shane

A singer. A very good singer. AN AMAZING SINGER. Beautiful voice, beautiful face, beautiful personality. It doesn't matter what gender you are, once you find Kodie Shane, you'll want to have her kids. You fucking simp.

Kodie Shane: *goes live*
Commentor 1: good morning babe ;)
Commentor 2: check dms <3
Commentor 3: hey sexy <3 <3 <3
Commentor 4: when you letting out new music
Commentor 5: who tf r u
Commentor 6: you fell off lol
Kodie Shane: *ignores trolls and thirsty hoes* I just let some shitout, go listen to that. Y'all don't show me no love no more

by SmokeAHugeDick January 8, 2021