Shit Sandwich

Two pieces of bread with shit in the middle.

You'll be lucky to get a shit sandwich to eat after what you've done.

by BB-Bob September 11, 2008

Soup-sandwich

A military term that describes the way a serviceman's uniform, or haircut looks.

"Recruit, what the hell is up with your hair, it looks like a fucking soup-sandwich!"

"Airman Langendorfer, you've got to be shitting me, your shoes look like a soup-sandwich!"

by NatePD May 18, 2010

Tuna Sandwich

A sandwich nobody wants, but everyone eats.

OH! Look who wants a tuna sandwich now!

Sylar didn't want a tuna sandwich.

Sylar ate a tuna sandwich.

by Tom Argio March 28, 2008

ass sandwich

The act of planting one's ass on another's face, usually after they've been overserved and are passed out on a couch or bed. Proper form "fits" the butt crack atop the nose.

Bobby came home hammered and passed out. So I gave him an ass sandwich.

by Mark Regan September 3, 2006

lady sandwich

when a girl is in the middle of a threesome and one guy is fucking her in the ass and another is at the other end screwing her in the front

They saw i lady sandwich in the porn movie

by Mary April 5, 2005

Wet Sandwich

Referring to an awkward or unintelligible comment made by another, usually either under the influence or between the hours of 3 and 6 in the morning.

"I have a banana in my pocket, it's so all that is that thing, you know?"
"No, I don't know, that was such a wet sandwich."

by Lee Bens March 25, 2009

ham sandwich

a groupie.

The band had a couple of ham sandwiches after the show.

by A.Lee.Ass May 4, 2011