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Peanut Butter and Jelly

When you shit so hard blood starts coming out of your ass.
Guy: Dude, last night I shit so hard I made a Peanut Butter and Jelly!

Guy: That's fucking disgusting.
by packtober April 14, 2022
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Peanut butter Butthole

If you smear Peanut butter in that crevous of yours..boy you gotta stop. Ryans are usually the smearers and just love to put that nutter right in the butter.
by thebutterking April 19, 2022
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the reverse peanut butter

The reverse peanut butter is the act of putting the peanut butter on the slice of bread with less pores. people who do this should be pronounced clinically insane and shouldn’t be invited to sit at cool kid table.
The date was going great till he whipped out the reverse peanut butter and gobble knockers
by Puburt December 4, 2020
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peanut butter whirlwind

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.
by pbwhirl November 21, 2020
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Peanut butter and clown nose

The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.
by The aj gains November 28, 2020
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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peanut butter cum

cum that you have mixed shit and/or peanut butter with.
Guy 1 : Hey! Wanna come and make some peanut butter cum?

Guy 2 : Sure! Let's go!
by Infected(DoesThings) January 31, 2021
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