Person 16

Someone who doesn’t exist and never will.

Person 1: Have you seen Person 16?

Person 2 through 15: Who?

by TAKINGSHEIT September 6, 2022

Finnish Person

Someone who can swim in -30°C waters for an indefinite amount of time without dying to hypothermia.

"How long has that guy been swimming in that lake over there?"
"About 2 weeks, I heard that he's a Finnish Person."

by Ternine May 6, 2022

Person 17

a person that not only doesn't exist but will never exist. ever.

person 1: hello
person 2: greetings
person 3: hi
person 4: howdy
person 5: welcome
person 6: bonjour
person 7: buenas noches
person 8: buenos dias
person 9: good day
person 10: good morning
person 11: hey
person 12: hi-ya
person 13: how are you
person 14: how goes it
person 15: howdy-do
person 16: shalom
person 17: ẅ̶̡͔͍͔̫͇͈̬̳͎͕̠͕̦̩͍͖̦̻̳̳̰͉́̓̔̈͜h̴̢̢̢̨̡̧̗͕͓̮̦͕̘̩͔͔̤̟̠̼̲̯͔͔̹̲̰̝̗̭͙̭̖̱̖͖̬̐͑́͋͗́̌͊͛͗̌̃̎̔̚͜͝ͅͅa ̨̡̢̮̠͇͈̰̠̖̝̙̙͍͇̹̥͈͇͖̤͙̤̹̩̮͓̘͚̬͙̱̟̭̲̼̮̙͖͎̫̗͓̤̞͚̝͕̋̉̐̈́̀̒͗̓̀̒́͑͋͛̓̆̈́̍͑̒̅̍̈́́̎̇͜͝͝t ̧̨̨̧̢̧̡̡̫͚̜͔̞̳̥̫̻̤̜̖̫̳̳̝͉̭͎̞̩̰̤̤̻̮̝̮̞̣̣͛̔̆̋͒̓̓̽̉̒̍̓͌̇̌̅͌͆̍͌͑̂͋̾̕̕̕͝͠ͅ'̵̨̡̛̛̛̹̖̣̄̀̓͋͂̀̈́͌̐̈̈́̿͋͊̈́̅́̓̈́̊̅̌̈́͊̎͒̒́̽͛̕̕͘̕͝͝͝s ͉̘̮̗͊́̒̈̀͊̆̈́̑͗̈́͒͆̈́̂̏͑̈́́̌̅̒́̕̕͠ ̡̢̛̛͇̝̫̣̳̄͐̈̐̇̅̍̓̔̓͑̋͆̑̓̃̈́͛̍̒̀̀̈̅̊̽̈́́͐̂̍́̀̓̀͊͌̔́̚͘̕͘͘͝͠͝u ͕̾̔͌̅̈́̓̒͌̈̌̈́̕̚͝͝p ̛͉̠̟̻͙̻̦͚̲̹̩̺̬̻͈͇̰̤̫͖̭̳͎̬͍̱̫̱̥̩̬̜͇͉̳͎̻̟̘͆̎̀͐̈́̔͛͛̃̐̈́̄͑̉͘͘͘̕͝͝ͅ
people 1-16: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by sumthng October 4, 2022

A good person

a good person likes ducks, doesn't poor, says "bone app the tits" often, is a true queen, and doesn't disrespect people's music taste (except for country music)

"my best friend loves ducks"
"are they a good person"
"duh. they like ducks!"

by coryn the good person October 5, 2022

Suicidal Person

A perfect definition of myself.

A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.

Alen: I want to rest a bit.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.

Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.

Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.

by jUicy🥴✨️ May 14, 2022

person 3

a person rarely shown on urban dictionary

person 1- dude, did you hear about person 3?
person 2- who's person 3?
person 3- yo.

by carrotstew June 3, 2022

Man Person

A man who is a person. Could be a superhero, I mean, it has "Man" in the name. Guess he'd have the power of a person.

Man: You heard of the new superhero "Man Person"?
Person: Who's that?
Man: A man with the power of a person.
Person: Wow, sounds boring.

by ManusManDude March 29, 2022