midnight cheese

Cheese that you eat straight from the package in the middle of the night for no goddamn reason.

I was pretty hungry last night, so I went and got some midnight cheese.

by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019

Midnight Naf

He who nafs at midnight

I can't be the midnight naf I have to be home at 11.

by Swag420Blazememlg August 1, 2019

The Midnight Growler

The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.

The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway

Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again

by Shane Cartwright June 3, 2018

midnight-trips

A noun used to describe a complete experience and effect of using acid (LSD, a powerful hallucinogenic drug), or any other powerful hallucinogenic drug in the middle of the night.

*on the phone*
Me: What are y'all up to...ya midnight-trips?
Friend: Nope we just chilling

by K Supreme June 5, 2018

midnight cum

the snack your whore will want every night trust me

my baby said she was hungry so i gave her my midnight cum

by hgvigviyfvuhbuog April 1, 2017

midnight mac

When its late at night and you need some booty and hit on any woman that is close.

We all need a midnight mac to when it is late at night and we are thirsty.

by Dwon April 6, 2017

midnight horn

A midnight horn is when you get horny at midnight. Usually for no reason but,sometimes you were thinking about some one or something appealing.

Last night I had a midnight horn and it was cause, of my boyfriend/girlfriend.

by Midnight horn April 18, 2017