Kevin

this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying

*discord vc*

B: aight i'm back

Kevin: HI BACK I'M SHITLASTORRR

B: damn bro you make everyone laugh

by shitlas January 29, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is the name of a person that is sexy and good in bed

Girl: I had the best night with my boyfriend
Girl 2: He must be a Kevin

by Harrison Ford 135 November 24, 2020

Kevin

Tries to get with the ladies like Aimee And Antonia .

Hello Aimee I am Kevin let’s date!

by anonymous January 13, 2021

Kevin

A big black man with a large shlong with a footer underneath and gives really good intercourse he has big cash and spends lots and gives girls good head for dinner.

Her boyfriend has a large shlong

Must be a kevin

by jewohfwehoifo March 18, 2021

Kevin

Kevin, how are you?
I'm sorry I snapped at your friends but I resent doing this publicly. Please, if there is any chance i would prefer sending you letters, you know, old-school, the ones with envelopes and stuff, to guard our privacy, intimacy, or what is left of it.
Plus i'm really struggling with the constant backlash, shitstorm i face everytime i try to be. Me. To you.

Love, Kevinesse 🖤

Kevin, i just want you to be happy in your skin. In my arms.

by Krkič May 8, 2019

Kevin

The name for a male Karen

That Kevin ran me off the road like a jackass!

by 8t8 April 16, 2021

Kevining

When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.

Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!

Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....

Kevin: whoops sorry

Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...

by gtdishboy October 7, 2019