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fuck me

something I really want my bf 2 do 2 me
by blackiscat0505 January 30, 2025
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Fuck me

1: A sexual saying to have sex

2: An accident or wowing
1: Alice: Fuck me Jake!

2: Paul: Fuck me I stubbed my toe!
by LoisTheGriffin2025 February 1, 2025
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Fuck me

Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.
1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!
by sodiesoda November 23, 2021
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fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"
"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"
by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023
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FUCK ME

fuck me means to absolutely fuck my brains out and leave me breathless and stuff.
by YOUR BIG DICK DADDY March 7, 2023
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Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.
Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.
by Astertious June 8, 2024
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