boof

Boof. a way to describe a human being as selfish.

Michael is so Boof.

by Phantom Funny October 14, 2020

Boof Chute

The brown orifice that most commonly is used for defecating, but may or may not be used to boof (insert drugs into anus).

"Did you hear that Neal licked out that chick's boof chute last night?!"

After years of using suppositories, Chris' boof chute caused him great deals of pain.

by MurderBitch August 14, 2013

boof kick

A kick with the intended result being the kicker's foot going straight up the kickee's rear end.

"Dude, Jason pissed me off so I gave him a friendly boof kick."

by kookinit August 21, 2013

boof booth

boof booth: a popular addition to any carnival; the boof booth allows patrons to enjoy the effects of their favourite drugs without the hassle of having their hands full.

Bill: Bob, I'm finally feeling the effects of this tampon up my butt but I don't know what to do with my hands.
Bob: Me neither. I feel so free! Those people are the boof booth were so nice.
Bill: Yeah I agree. Lets try to win a giant stuffed bear from the carnival games!
Bob: YAAAYYY!!

by Kalamazoo234 September 6, 2013

boofing liquid cannabis

So, boofing liquid cannabis is the act of utilizing cannabis oil in a syringe and shooting it up your rectum. It’s a very fast and intense high. You definitely need to get your snacks fast and get yourself to the couch or bed to chill as it hits fast. It’s so, so satisfying.

It’s been a VERY stressful week. Time to start boofing liquid cannabis to kick off the weekend. Oohhhh! Ahhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Boof

Used amongst members of the Army as a noun or verb, boof/boofing/boofed, to refer to vapes/vaping.

Soldier 1: "Let me hit that boof Sergeant"
Soldier 2: " Nah, you've been boofing non-stop today. Get your own boof"

by Shenobie March 16, 2023

Boofed

When Delta’s CEO Ed Bastian has given you drinks beyond oblivion on a Delta flight and you arrive hammered as shit

Ed boofed me again, I’m drunk as shit

by Avib56 March 18, 2023