ur fat mum

"ur fat mum" Is an insult. usually, people are just joking around, but it offends some people.

Jimmy who broke the window? UR FAT MUM!

by That One Guy In 2nd Grade August 6, 2016

Doing ur mom

The act of having an intercourse with someone's female parental figure.

"Im doing ur mom"

by e3l1it August 11, 2021

Moussin' ur Jimmy

A male form of masturbation which includes the use of hair products as lubrication.

"Hey Joey! What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you moussin' ur Jimmy in there?"

by Don Laughlin August 21, 2013

Boot up urs

The purposeful placement of one's boot inside another person's anus.

Join us now, or you'll find a boot up urs!

by M. Meursault July 17, 2017

ur gey m8

A form of saying "Your gay, mate.". Usually used by friends as a joke or a meme}.

(In a text chat)
Josh - Hey, Aaron, your outfit looked nice at the party.
Jack - OMFG U DIDN'T SAY NO HOMO!
Aaron- Ur gey m8
Josh - what the fuk

by Its Okay To Be Gay By The Way October 9, 2018

Ur Bro a Hoe

When your friend starts a "Ur mom gay" and they think you have nothing left until you use "Ur Bro Hoe"

An definition of using this expression is:
Friend: Ur mom gay
You: Ur dad lesbian

Friend: Ur granny tranny

You: Ur grandpap trap
Friend: Ur sister a mister
You: ...
Friend : Ha! That's the end of you kiss my as-
You: Ur bro a hoe

*Friend explodes, Jupiter and Saturn

collides, New Zealand sinks and the sun expands and fries Earth*

by Paxy&Tobz (तम्रर्लंअ अुय्रम) May 15, 2018

ur uncle a funcle

A phrase that you should use discreetly, as it is a very powerful insult. Using this phrase could really hurt someone's feeling bones. This phrase is so great that nothing else can compare.

Person 1 - ur mom gay
Person 2 - no u
Person 1 - ur dad lesbian
Person 2 - ur granny a tranny
Person 1 - ur grandpap a trap
Person 2 - ur uncle a funcle
Person 1 - *explodes into the size of World War I*

by smasher_69 May 27, 2018