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certified squid

by anonymous December 7, 2023
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squid-bitching

Squid blaming his team after his death for something that was clearly his fault.
*Squid dies on other side of map after pushing alone* "Bro where the FUCK is my team???" -squid-bitching
by Squiddy280 December 18, 2023
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Squid ink shot

After a long bout of anal and an ejaculation into the anal cavity, the female the squirts the cum and feces mixture into an awaiting mouth.
“After I finished mixing up her insides like a blender and came I laid back down, only for her to squat over top of me and give me a squid ink shot.”
by Raven G22 May 7, 2023
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Squid Kiss

Every day I wake up and am grateful for the sexy squid kisses across my back.
by vlogz17 May 8, 2023
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Squid

A person who has absolutely no care for their personal health or wellbeing whilst on a motorcycle. They are usually but not limited to being young and inexperienced in riding but still gets a turbo hayabusa they found for 4k off Craigslist or eBay as a "project bike" to "grow into" and like to think that the are the reincarnation of the lord Rossi himself. They are usually in packs on the long straights of the highway with shorts and t shirt as their only means of safety. The common bikes for a squid are; any 1000 cc or 600cc inline 4 supersport, high displacement naked bikes, turbo hayabusas that look like they're gonna go up in flames if the throttle is open more than 60 %
Panigale rider " did you here about Kyle ? "

Fireblade rider " no what happened"

Panigale rider " he flew over a crash barrier at 186 mph on his r6 and wrapped around a tree "

Fireblade rider " that's the way of a squid, lord Rossi's thirst is quenched "
by Pussymuncher 6000 July 20, 2023
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Squid

A squid is someone who lacks courage, loyalty and intelligence who easily conforms to their surroundings. A squid lacks individuality and integrity. A squid is the combination of a rat, a chameleon and a coward all at the same time.
Kevin: Why did nobody stand up for that kid getting bullied?
James: Because his classmates were a bunch of squids.

Kevin: Why does that kid spread negative rumours about his friends?
James: Because he is a squid.

Kevin: Why won't that kid stand up for what he believes in?
James: Because he was raised to be a good-for-nothing squid.
by Magic Man69 August 13, 2023
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