Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal

That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!

by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021

Spank Skank

One who loves spanks and begs for them.

He said he was ‘ready for bed’ but I knew he was a spank skank and wanted spankings.

by Spank Skank August 5, 2021

spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021

Hanky Spank

When you spank someone so hard they immediately ejaculate all over the ceiling or floor (depending on which way they’re bent over).

Example 1: I spent all day cleaning my ceiling after I hanky spanked Vanessa and Leroy last night. It straight up smelled like salty fish and swamp water.

Example 2: Kimberly enjoyed being hanky spanned so much, their ceiling starting growing black mold from the excessive moisture.

Example 3: “Dude how did you break your wrist?”
“I hanky spanked Kyle on the kitchen floor last night and slipped on his cum making a sandwich at 2am.”

by doctordual639 June 22, 2021

Spank my Ratty

To go jerk off. (New Yorker Edition)

Brb babe, im about to go spank my ratty.

by InukiSukme July 11, 2021

Spank gown

Accepted attire for an evening spent thrapping oneself into tomorrow. Usually resembles some sort of Hugh Heffner dressing gown, silky and maroon in appearance. Waist tie essential for quick recovery should one be interrupted, or simply to stop the breeze causing shrivellage during a mid-session stroll.

Mate, it's 7pm and your in your spank gown already.....

You've been in your gown all day..

by Valley! September 24, 2013

Digital Spank

n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.

Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!

I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)

by person from a city somewhere February 26, 2011