soft launch

A situation that occurs when a man is doing a girl and he can't get his penis fully erect. Doing a girl with a semi.

Rob: Man, I was so messed up the other night I was having a hard time getting it up

Edward: What did you do?

Rob: It was all good, I gave her the soft launch.

by brownie85 December 23, 2008

Soft-Swap

This is terminology in the swinging community. A soft-swapping couple means only the females do the swapping and only with other females.

"Soft-Swappers" are the majority of swinging couples since, more often than not, the male husband is not bisexual.

"Steve and I love watching our wives fuck. This soft-swapping is a good arrangement since Steve isn't attracted to men at all."

by LoveFakeEverything October 27, 2018

soft cock

A guy is a soft cock when he doesn't feel the need to go out looking for stray cats. He usually has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, hence the soft cock. His friends, who typically are/have hard cocks, are desperate for girlie action on any given night and will make fun of him by calling him a soft cock when they go out to the bars to pick up while he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights.

Hey Mitch, who is going out to pick up tonight?

Not Chris, he is a soft cock.

by Merriam John May 13, 2005

micro-soft

Daniel venn's Dik (thinks it's big)

you see i told you he would be jealous of the new borns one!!!!

by S.T.A.R.S April 15, 2003

soft off

the total opposite of a hard on. Hence soft off, with soft being the opposite of hard and off being the opposite of on. lol. A term coined by urs truly. Used to describe the condition of a dick when seeing something totally unatural and FUCKING DISGUSTING.

WOW EMILY'S ASS IS SOOO FUCKING WAK!!! it's like a big block of textureless shit. If i saw her naked, i wud definately get a soft off.

by M & V Unit January 2, 2005

soft girl

A lesbian who wears oversized knitted jumpers and drinks herbal tea, she lies is bed with you all day and gives you small hugs when you're working, pretty much a persian cat.

"all Laura wants is a soft girl, she's so gay!"

by lamblint December 15, 2017

Soft counter

Termed coined by Samir I.
1) The process of presenting compensation when rejecting an offer of a date.
2) To recommend a general substitute in place of the originally planned date.
3) The lesser extent of Hard counter.

guy: Would you like to have dinner this Friday night?
girl (soft countering): Oh, I would, but I'm busy this weekend. How about someday next week though?

by Samir Idnani via Bina July 20, 2008