Obsessive and will hunt you down. She knows where you live and what you are doing at all times. She loves strawberries. She is really funny and super duper cool. #pariforlife #d1stalker (run while you can)
by sillygoose4 November 14, 2023
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by Darktoned watermelon lover November 15, 2023
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Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
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by Crestofr November 20, 2023
Get the Paris mug.1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
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1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
by RecklessPete December 21, 2023
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by TheDollop January 17, 2024
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