Jonathan Michael McKenzie

Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.

Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!

by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022

Jonathan

If u find u a local “jonathan” and he is darkskin he pull all da hoes and another thing cuh got motion

“jonathan would fuck ya hoe”

by DATHOEGOTHERPES June 25, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is the name for someone being a brat/idiot. Don't be a Jonathan. A rip off of John.

Jonathan killed my friends cousin.

by FramedWharf1882 August 10, 2022

Jonathan

Noun: name of some you love

Jonathan (jonnie) a boy you will love for the rest of your life, someone who has more red flags than an actual red flag factory... But for some reason when you see him you wil forget everything thing that you need to avoid about him. The reason you breathe and the reason you want to hold your breath

Jonathan, will you help me out?
Jonnie, I love you.

by Fyjgdtujcry August 19, 2022

Jonathan Banks

the kid named finger. he plays Michael Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad and it's spin-off prequel, Better Call Saul.

Jonathan Banks is so cool! He's my favorite actor from all of Vince Gilligan's shows!

by KIDNAMED893282 August 20, 2022

Jonathan

A guy who occasionally does funny things, but mostly refuses to do anything in the first place

“Jonathan get the fuck out of bed it’s 2:00 PM”

by Rative August 20, 2022

Jonathan West

That one violin kid who always plays at school

Oh look, Jonathan West is playing his violin.

by Funnyslutty August 29, 2022