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Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.
Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.
by I’m really him July 27, 2021
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White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.
Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.
by pussyfart666 November 22, 2012
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gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister
by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011
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gooch wonder

often referred to as the "wonder gooch"

a move made while trying to gooch attack a friend where they are sitting down and you pick up their legs to make their gooch vulnerable and gooch them
I thought my gooch was safe cuz i was sitting on a chair but Andrew picked up my legs into the air and got me on the gooch wonder
by Pickles Pickles August 11, 2011
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gooch five

the act of swinging one's testicles back in forth causing them the make a slapping noise upon contact with the gooch.
Man I'm gonna nailed her so hard i gooch five myself all night.
by RedAtomsk August 20, 2011
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Gooch

Gooch is a word that you use when you annoyed at someone it shows your upset
Its a well used word in midleton
Q. WHAT A GOOCH OMD
A. SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE A GOOCH
by The one and only BRICK November 23, 2021
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