zachery cooper

a guy that is still mad in love with lydia even though they have both been stuck in the mud for many centuries

also sets the record for shortest relationship

dont be like zachery cooper

by jennaortegasideeye March 5, 2023

Cooper

This guy has the biggest penis out there. He has all the ladies but more importantly the homies. Be warry a Cooper on the weekends is extremely homiesexual.

Wow that guy is really acting like a Cooper right now

by Thatoneguywitha14inchcock March 6, 2023

Cooper

cooper is a pretty athletic person and typically what you would call a show off. Cooper tends to be a player until he finds someone he actually likes and cares for (very rare). Cooper has a few best friends and is a family guy. Definetly a dog person, seems like he would be one of those hockey boys. Thats all.

Cooper is a player

by Jannette Wilson March 13, 2023

Kyle Cooper

some dude, he's blond innit

Kyle Cooper, he's alright

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Cooper Clause

when players tell you to slow down in practice to prevent repeat plays that waste time.

The Cooper Clause was made at USC because of Jordan Thomas Cooper’s good play.

by Coop Dupe March 19, 2023

Cooper Rizz

to preform this unique type of rizz you must be a Strong man who is named cooper. First you must approach a woman and give the death stare. One you have preformed the death stare the woman will then violently shit there pants than go out with the person preforming the rizz. After this the date will be arranged and when the waiter comes you rip there cock off while there attempting to serve you in the restaurant the girl will faint and than you can seduce the female.

Person 1: omg did you hear about jessica getting cooper rizzed?
Person 2: No lmaoooo.

by John Wock May 21, 2023

Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.

Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023