Tío Greg

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.

Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!

by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025

Got Gregged

Big drink session with Greg!

It starts with a couple.... Then I got Gregged!

by Ghost Writer 99 December 16, 2025

Got Gregged

To go out for drinks with Greg and have no memory the next day

It started with a couple of beers... then i got Gregged!

by Ghost Writer 99 December 16, 2025

Gregging

Repeatedly going to Greggs for food, an act committed by someone addicted to greggs

Hungry Guy One: “Would you like anything to eat? I’m going gregging”

Hungry Guy Two: “Cheese and onion bake please”

Hungry Guy One: “I’m on it, we’re a great team!”

Hungry Guy one returns to work with 4 sausage rolls, 4 cheese pizzas, 4 pepperoni pizzas, 5 doughnuts, 4 yum yums and hungry Guy twos cheese and onion bake

by Razaphen January 5, 2026

Greg

A bitch boy. A pussy hoe. A slut. A man who is ugly asf and somehow still fucks bitches.

“Bra you a greg”

“You a greg, DL and shit”

by YAMOMMADFK November 22, 2021

Greg the Goblin

Use to describe a person named Greg as incredibly beautiful especially ones who study accounting.

Man they should call you Greg the Goblin cos you be lookin fine

by Hadespelcher November 22, 2021

On Greg

On Greg is a substitute for “On God” basically means your serious when you say this

Yo I just got this girls number, On Greg

by Tankizon November 22, 2021