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The president said something that's too woke and I'm mad
by sillyamerican062 November 21, 2022
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A word that’s been made bereft of meaning due to suckers who hate and blame progressive for their own failures in life using it to describe everything since 2012.
Person A: “That Movie’s Woke!”
Person B: “You’ve said that about 500 things this year. Give a criticism with an ounce of substance.”
by Colonel Kakarrot November 24, 2022
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Those that are loyal to, work for or are brainwashed by the world wide corruption currently occurring. They currently control the far left, the White House, Trudeau. These are the NWO elites in action. Sadly they have many innocent people fooled, brainwashed into thinking they're the good guys.
by Dirty760 April 21, 2022
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a word hijacked by the CIA. it used to mean to be aware of the evil and lies in the world.
original meaning: yo dude you hear about the hundreds of scientists and academics that published scientific proof that WTC7 was brought down via controlled demolition? yeah? dawg!!!! YOU WOKE!!!

new meaning: the entire world is on fire and our species will be extinct within 100 years if we are not 100% renewable by 2030. but that doesn't matter. because first we must acknowledge the feelings of homosexuals. we must be woke. everyone come on. be woke. gosh. people have feelings. okay? gosh!!
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"you sound like one of those "woke" people

"yes i am"

"ur no fun"
by MISVSA May 5, 2022
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Sarah: OMG I'm so woke about blm and gay rights.

Jeremy(cuck): did you here Stephen isn't woke.

Sarah: Stephen I can't believe this, you're so offensive!

Stephen(alpha): Fuck off, the both of youse!
by CUNTY FUCKING BALLS September 20, 2022
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An individual who has overly progressive views, particularly on topics such as race and gender.
You woke idiots are dipfucks. If countries like America and the UK become too ethnically diverse, then we will have no fucking culture! I'd rather if places like Scotland is a Scottish Majority because that way we will retain our Scottish Culture. I want Africa to be all Black, I want China to be all Chinese. I don't hate other races as you idiots claim, I just think individuality is important.
by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
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