texas franchise

Woshua Werez. A profesional cold war gun fight player.

Did you see Woshua Werez do the stairs play thats why they call him the texas franchise

by PolloLoco_357 March 7, 2022

Muenster Texas

A small, city in Cooke County Texas with a population of 1544. Know for events such as Germanfest, Octoberfest, and a meat market,Fischer’s Meat Market. Home of Drew Springer.

Muenster Texas is a small city in North Texas.

by That Conservative Guy December 10, 2020

Texas Vaccine

Natural immunity to COVID 19 gained through partying like a true Texan during COVID times. It is highly recommended to frequently socialize in person with others, consume sufficient amounts of vitamin D, and to regularly exercise both indoors at a gym and outdoors in between doses.

Bob is in no rush to get the Prizer or Moderna COVID 19 vaccine, he already received multiple doses of the Texas Vaccine at various house parties.

by Slyver2020 December 21, 2020

Texas RedHot

When you eat a girl out who is on her Period.

The other night Shella was on her period so I went down town and had me a Texas Redhot

by ZBarry McKockinerL December 25, 2022

Texas Lazy

Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.

Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.

Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-

HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.

HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.

HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.

Example 2 actual experience-

Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?

Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.

by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022

Alexis texas

Alexis Texas is a yummy porn star who sucks yummy dick for money.

ayy yoo Alexis Texas come eat the big d for daddy will ya

by Hoes for days April 13, 2019

texas manwater

a slang term for unknowingly drinking human urine

At a party, if someone plays a joke on someone they despise. For instance, filling a beer bottle with urine, or mixing a drink with urine. Originated in Lincoln, Nebraska a group of friends began to refer to the the drink as Texas manwater.

by BurnoutNova May 22, 2008