soggy oyster

Having a middle aged woman put salt on her vagina and then having a old white man lick it off.

Man that chicks getting a soggy oyster tonight

by Knoxville1822 July 7, 2017

soggy trifle

When you put ur dick in a trifle, then up her arse, then her vagina. Repeat until satisfied/flaccid. Ml

That guy over there, he gave me a soggy trifle last night

by SoggyEggyTrifle October 11, 2018

soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018

Soggy

those who act like a** holes and are acting fishy!!!

omg, Jake was acting so soggy today!

by soggy individual February 27, 2019

Soggy hash brown

When you take the old barfly home at last call, they're not great but they are there at the bottom of the bag and you won't be against taking it, but you're a little disappointed in yourself for it.

I took a soggy hash brown home at 3am. Look I'm not proud, but it happened.

by Vipcard3 March 17, 2019

Soggy Baby

The mix between a Mexican and a Caucasian. Can be called a Wet Cracker but Crackers when Wet are Soggy.

You two would make a beautiful Soggy Baby. He’ll never get deported.

by SizeableMonk950 December 15, 2018

Soggy Beard

When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.

Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.

by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018