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Flesh ski

The act of underdressing a woman (can be one off the street), sticking your penis in her from behind and riding her down a hill
Bro did you see Dana this morning? Yeah we had a great night, she sucked me good so I repaid her with a flesh ski.
by Cutenipple December 21, 2023
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Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024
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Ski

Hey I love to ski
by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024
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Ski Track

Much like a skid mark, ski tracks are semen stains left inside of used underwear
"Gosh are those ski tracks in your pants?!"
by Captain cacti January 30, 2024
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scarlet skies

a type of skiing which can be often seen as a game, full of very interesting people.
The person watching the audience was thinking of scarlet skies
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ski back in

When you are black out drunk and do a line to become coherent and concise again.
I was so fucking drunk at the party on Saturday that I had to ski back in.
by Milfinc November 28, 2023
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ski

"That boy never takes of his ski off"
by sleeping with the ski on December 29, 2022
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