Giga Shart

A doomsday event in your asshole when you think it’s going to be a fart but end up spewing crap everywhere

Guy 1: What’s wrong with him he looks like he’s going to die?

Guy 2: Poor Sam over there is experiencing a Giga Shart

by Ruptured Salmi April 23, 2021

Shart

The act of trusting a fart and shitting thine pants. It’s like a fart but you poop a lil.

“But like really, on a scale of one to ten, how stanky are your sharts”

by Shartywiththemelodyinmyhead April 25, 2021

Shart

When you squat

Omg I just squatted and now I shart!!

by Iamsocool7idontshartiswear May 7, 2021

Shart-vac

Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.

Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!

by MC1986 May 7, 2021

Shart Residue

A term referring to the amount of fecal matter left over in ones undergarments as result of a large fart
(usually unintentional).

the room fell silent when all the party goers smelled Timmy's Shart Residue.

by Uhmurecuh February 10, 2012

Shart

A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!

Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!

by raj13 January 14, 2023

Shart

Shitting a dart

When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole

Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions

by dela lama January 26, 2023