Sneaky Sausage

A term used by rapists to diminish the seriousnes of their actions when commiting unconsented anal sex on a partner during consented vaginal sex.

Wording typically used by by those that commit intimate partner rape. I shoved it in her ass before she could react, My girl was so surprised when I gave her that sneaky sausage, she banged her head on the headboard.

by Lavosk June 14, 2023

Silly Sausage

A term used to call someone silly, or as a replacement for an insult or mean word

Person 1: "My boss is making me work over time"
Person 2: "Man what a silly sausage"

by ScoopyBoio March 15, 2023

Sausage Wednesday

A better why to celebrate hump day, Sausage Wednesday

"Its Sausage Wednesday, you know what that means ... Middle of the week, middle of the cheek"

by MMCBuddha666 March 30, 2023

Sausage fest

The gay men locker room where no puts on clothes and just has sex on the benches. Men who like dick have sausage fests 5 days per week.

Me: I just walked into a fuckin sausage fest
Gay friend: get me in their

by Pablo Putterson October 18, 2019

Fried Sausage

When a girl deepthroats a guy so far that her stomach acid burns the tip of his dick

Guy 1: Ayy how did it it go with Claire?
Guy 2: It was fine until she gave me a fried sausage.

by Yeenoversesssss July 20, 2021

Sausage fever

When a women/man is overcome with an obsession for sausages being inserted into the ear

Gabe has sausage fever he’s addicted to that sausage

by Saslan August 3, 2021

Desk Sausage

When you steal one of your mate's sausages but you don't have a plate so you put it on your desk and forget about it. 10 minutes later, you look down at it and realised it has become a desk sausage.

That desk sausage is rank bro wtf

by UnexplainableBoy March 26, 2022