by Bluerazzbaby July 8, 2019
Get the Fortnite Battle Royal mug.The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.
Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.
The rest is history now.
The rest is history now.
by Adminimum March 4, 2019
Get the Royal Dirty Simone mug.A reference to ones Johnson when one is so obsessed with Poontang and thinks ones member is the total cats meow. Length and girth are usually found to be at miniscule levels.
by Lord Meatclown August 12, 2004
Get the the royal we mug.A wizard is midladder card in the game "Clash Royale" unlocked in arena 4 and that no skill midladder noobs use once they hit above 4600k. He is used mostly to spam considering no skill noobs spend money there dads credit cards instead trying to learn skill or possibly use an alternative card.
by DEFINETLY COMPLETELY NOT ADRIA March 16, 2022
Get the Wizard (Clash Royale) mug.The one, the only insane bastard of Japan. Irrational in all things and nearly unfathomable are all his sayings. He's addicted to sleeping and cake and sake'...ph33r him for he shall smote your American, heathen self!
by American-Boy -.- September 3, 2003
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by His royal-flyness, Sir-Mike. October 15, 2011
Get the royal flyness mug.A team that has won one World Series, but due to the massive inferiority complex of the fans towards the St. Louis Cardinals, this fact is mentioned more than the ten Cardinals World Series wins (including 2006) combined.
Cardinal fan: So I see that the Kansas City Royals are in last place again. I hear that so-and-so from USC would be a good number one pick for you guys, though.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Cardinal fan: No, I do not remember 1985, seeing as I wasn't born, and you were not born either.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Cardinal fan: Okay, fine, take 1985. The Cardinals have won ten championships. Nine more than you guys have.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Cardinal fan: No, I do not remember 1985, seeing as I wasn't born, and you were not born either.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
Cardinal fan: Okay, fine, take 1985. The Cardinals have won ten championships. Nine more than you guys have.
Royal fan: Remember '85.
by JohnJF January 18, 2009
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