Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.

Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"

by puffingbillies December 11, 2022

Prison Custard

When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.

Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."

3-5 guys follow

1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"

by Custard Fanatic December 12, 2022

Prison Ramen

Ramen Noodles made with more than 3 add ins besides the salt packet.

“Earlier, I put onions, egg, and hot sauce in my Ramen Noodles.”

“Yeah, that was prison ramen”

by anonymous January 12, 2023

prisoner of freedom

A person who willingly sacrifices their freedom for the greater good of their country, community, or cause. This term is often used to describe individuals who have been imprisoned for their political beliefs, activism, or involvement in revolutionary movements.

Nelson Mandela was a true prisoner of freedom who spent 27 years behind bars fighting against apartheid in South Africa.

by Type2GenomeManiac April 14, 2023

Female Prisoners

Are getting raped... But so are male prisoners... So... There's some equality for you bitch. The men also can't escape their circumstances. Enjoy.

Hym "There it is! I've been waiting for the 'female prisoners are getting raped rhetoric.' MALE prisoners are getting raped. Oh, wait! I forgot! Things are only wrong when they happen to women. I forgot men (Who women don't fuck especially) are completely disposable. Enjoy equality bitch. And getting mocked. And losing to the worst 'men'. And piss on the toilet seat. Hahahahaha!'

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

Prison rules

The philosophy that if you don’t fight, people will just keep fucking with you; An environment, such as a school or work place, where there is little to no supervision, rules aren’t regularly enforced, and/or the only way you get people to leave you alone is by standing up for yourself.

Around here, it’s prison rules.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

prison plumber

Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.

He was the best prison plumber in the yard.

by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023